elasticitymudflap:

upthedeadpunx:

I am going to hurl myself off a cliff

DOUGLAS WE NEED TO BUY THIS GAMEAND WE HAVE TO FUCKING PLAY IT

(Source: pisstheft)

Friend: we have too many unfinished rps
Me: i know
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: so i have this idea for a rp
Anonymous sent:

say "bear" 97 times and you will become a bear

zdk13eros:

bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear 

You are becoming trickier! Your foolery! You fooled me excellently! You fooled me,I am experiencing negative side effects,however! I am not a bear! Get out of my homestead

jeansmom:

I have like 20 unfinished drawings but im still like image

(Source: adventures-in-rosetown)

guy:

OMG… ur staying home on a FRIDAY night?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

same

(Source: guy)

(Source: jackryanz)

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

leiomano:

when you walk towards a bird but it flies away

image

(Source: chorkies)

gyaru-coordinates:

Uniqlo and Snidel

(Source: s.vivi.tv)

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:

geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

how is this even a bad thing this would be a great thing I’d probably just spend my days finding people in need and just “here, let me help you. All I ask is that, when you have the opportunity, help someone else.”

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids)

upgraders:

*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging 

oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

(Source: iwrestletacos)